How can you NOT be discreet? Condom Stickers

Do you know the businesses that promise unobtrusive shipping? Discreet as in, “We promise that we’re not going to put naked girls, XXX, or gigantic condom stickers outside your packaging?” I always considered it to be very considerate. It seems that everybody has adopted discreet techniques of transportation these days. Well, nearly everybody. This is the package I got in yesterday’s mail. I think the memo must have been missing……